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We pause this regularly scheduled daily blog posting for a commercial break of sorts. It’s Saturday and there’s college football on the tele. And yours truly has been glued to the recliner watching football all day.

I’m watching my last game of the day and I’d be lying if I said it’s been a great football Saturday but everyone is playing like utter shit. I tell you this College Playoff Selection bullshit got me trippin! If Baylor loses, then TCU wins the Big 12 outright. But if we win against Kansas State, then we share the Big 12 Championship and that’s where the story gets sticky. TCU fans, students and alumni say the Horned Frogs deserve to be the lone Big 12 championship and in the playoffs buuuuuuuut the Bears had Frog legs for dinner!!! like dat thur Not that it was an easy dinner to cook but we made it and ate dat shit 61-58.

But unfortunately Baylor’s resume is coming into question. Now Baylor’s only loss was to West Virginia. which I still don’t know how we lost that game but whatever. I should also mention that our wins include wins over only two ranked teams which hurts us every damn season. We don’t play anybody worth a damn. The teams that used to dominate the Big 12 don’t anymore.

Texas is rebuilding its program.

OU and OkState are slightly mediocre.

Texas A&M ran away to the SEC.

Nebraska left for the Big Ten.

K-State, who is currently fighting at the moment to take us down, isn’t quite the beast program it used to be.

Now… Now programs like Baylor, Texas Tech, TCU and West Virginia making a run for dominance. And while I hope and pray to the football hands Baylor fine tunes their skills, I have to wonder if next season will play out like this one.

Here we are with a little under ten minutes left in the game it could really be anybody’s game. I hate to say that being a Baylor alumnae but dude there is really too much time left in the game. And Baylor ain’t playing like we deserve to be in the playoffs.




Yep time to end this!

Thanks for reading….

The Southern Yankee

Game Day

Today, boo, my homegurl and I went to the Baylor vs Texas Tech game at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. Lemme tell you not only does that damn stadium look massive on the outside but it looks even more massive on the inside. The House that Jerry Jones Built is a gargantuan building. See look for yourself!!



Being that I’m a Texans fan, I have to say that shit is impressive!! Like I can even front or hate. Jerry’s World is an a ma zing building. And that display screen!!!!! My gawd that has to be the biggest thing I’ve ever seen. hahahaha that’s what she said. Sorry mind in gutta. Like this screen is… It’s… Lawd have mercy. I know e’ry damn thang in Texas is bigger but that screen!!! Ugh loooooook at it!!!


That mess is… I’m speechless. I have no words whatsoever about that screen. Um um um my lawd!

Okay sorry moving away from the screen now because obviously I could easily go on and on about that damn screen.

Aside from gawking at AT&T Stadium, it was a great day. We literally sat in the nosebleeds and lemme tell you those seats were the most uncomfortable seats I’ve ever sat in. I was okay for the first and second quarter but then my legs started to hurt beyond what I could usually tolerate. There just wasn’t enough room to stretch out. I think Boo is right if we do this again we will definitely have to splurge for better seats or at least seats that do not require to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. Such a ratchetly long hike. R A T C H E T!!

The good news is Baylor won. The bad news is the QB for Texas Tech is a baaaaaaaaaaad man! First of all, he’s a freshman. Secondly, that kid threw for more than 500 yards today. Thirdly, he can schlang da rock like its a piece of paper. I dunno where Kliff Klingsbury found that kid but he best keep him around all four years because he’s going to be Tech’s ticket to greatness!

Now I know I’m praising Tech but I can’t even front. The Baylor defense sucks. It sucks so bad there aren’t enough negative words in the dictionary to describe the level in which Baylor defense sucks. They missed simple textbook fundamental tackles. Coverage was blown every which way. And they allowed four too many touchdowns. Not that I thought Tech would be a rollover but they gave Baylor more than a solid run for their money. Tech made Baylor look like the University of Kansas. I don’t mean to insult KU even though I can’t stand them but there’s a reason why they’re last in the Big 12 Conference. The way Baylor was playing you’d think the team was reverting back to the Coach Steele era. Baylor fans you remember that debacle!

Ugh and Bryce Petty left the game due to concussion like symptoms. Sean Russell did well but he didn’t do as well as he has in previous weeks. It was just a horrible and embarrassing game. Gawd I hope Baylor cleans up their act because next weekend we play Kansas State who’s been WAITING to tap some Baylor ass all season long.

At this point Baylor gon need everything short of a miracle in order to get to the playoffs. They have to play smart and precise football. That means less mistakes and far less penalties! Gawd those damn mutha fuckin penalties are just a thorn in our side. If we can cut down on the team penalties and force the our opponents to make more mistakes, we’d be golden. Sigh yeah we’ll see how that goes next week.

May the odds forever be in Baylor’s favor. May they forever be in our favor.

Thanks for reading….

The Southern Yankee