This fucker has been buzzing around my bathroom for the last few days. Every time I go to potty there it is looking at me through its multiple beady little eyes. ::shudder::
Today, it appeared to be drunkenly buzzing about. It wasn’t zipping by my ears at the speed of light. Nope today it was much slower and lackadaisical. So I opened up my ProCam2 iOS app to attempt to get a good shot of the little asshole before it decided it was done with me and stung the bloody hell out of me.
Not too bad for an iPhone 5s huh? I don’t think so either.
Thanks for reading…
The Southern Yankee
ps. in case you’re wondering i escaped without a sting. Whew!!
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I am an aspiring writer trying to find my place in the world. Writing makes me happy, saves lives much like coffee and keeps me grounded. To truly know me is to understand my way of thinking, my quirky sarcastic side comments and left upper cut verbal jabs and side eye death stares. I’m simplistic but can often be very complex in nature. I love life to the absolute fullest but I am human; therefore, I have more than my fair share of ups and downs. I am a giant kid so being goofy comes natural to me. I secretly strive to be the next Ernest Hemingway, J.K. Rowling, Zora Neale Hurston or Shonda Rhimes. I openly and stupidly wear every bit of my fucking heart on my sleeve and refuse to apologize for or minimize my true unedited feelings.
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